Site Meter Celebrity Court » Blog Archive » Barry Bonds Indicted

Barry Bonds Indicted

by Winnie McCarthy

barry-bonds.jpgIn what came as no real surprise, Barry Bonds was indicted yesterday on federal charges stemming from lying to a grand jury about not knowingly taking steroids. What is interesting about the whole thing is that although the investigation has been going on for a long time, the Feds could not get their act together and indict Bonds before he stole Hank Aaron’s record as the home run champion. They had their chance with a grand jury previously, but ran out of time before reaching an indictment.

While Bonds faces up to 30 years in prison, it is unlikely he would serve that amount, even if he is convicted on all counts. What is even more unlikely is that Bonds would plead guilty. A guilty plea is a legal admission of guilt, like a judicial confession, and there is no way Bonds is going to admit he did anything wrong. The only shred of hope that he has to cling to that will keep his legacy from being completed marred is his pathetic claim that he did not know that he was taking steroids. Personally if I was taking a nice legal over-the-counter supplement and I started beefing up like Arnold Schwarzenegger, I might think something was up. I guess Bonds just thought the legal stuff was potent. Right. Then why wasn’t everyone using it?

The biggest lesson that this case can teach young people, aside from the obvious about not cheating to succeed professionally, is that you never, ever like to a federal grand jury. Often what you are accused of doing pales in comparison with lying about not doing it. Martha Stewart is a perfect example. Using a insider trader tip and dumping stock is wrong. Lying about it to a grand jury and obstructing justice is horrendously wrong. That is why she went to prison and that is why Bonds will likely be headed there too. Although he probably deserves to go for just being a colossal jerk and attempting to single-handedly ruin the best sport in America.

Source

, , , , , , ,


Leave a Reply


About Celebrity Court

Which actor just got thrown in the slammer? What celebutante was driving drunk? What singer is getting sued for copyright infringement for stealing song lyrics? For the answers to these questions and more, Celebrity Court is the place to be. Written from the perspective of a practicing attorney, it is a refreshing look at the age old problem of what happens when good celebrities go bad . . . and get caught.

Celebrity Court Author(s)

Celebrities Channel Posts

  • Tom Cruise Flies to New York to be with Katie
    Tom Cruise recently decided he'd spent enough time without his lovely daughter, Suri and wife, Katie Holmes and quickly jetted off to New York. In an attempt to sneak in past the paparazzi he [...]
  • Michael Phelps on DVD
    A star is definitely born! Not only does this guy have plenty of gold medals to dangle down his neck, he now has a DVD to boot. What's next I wonder? A TV series? A remake of The Man From Atlantis? [...]
  • Hot "House Bunny" Premiere Photos
    Some very popular celebs were caught on camera during the August 14th Sony Pictures Premiere of new comedy "House Bunny" in L.A. [caption id="attachment_425" align="aligncenter" width="267" [...]
  • Would you wear Paris Hilton?
    If you can still remember, Paris Hilton announced last June that she’s teaming up with Dollhouse brand clothing to come up with her own line under the latter’s name. When I learned about [...]
  • Carlos Boozer - what is it that he does?
    Why, how could you ask such a question?   Carlos is part of our US basketball team that is under a very watchful eye after their disaster in the Olympics four years ago when the US took a [...]
  • Sticky and a lot of Shit
    Oh girl, Madonna's Sticky and Sweet Tour is about to kickoff this weekend and boy does she require a lot of crap. Not that we're complaining. If she came out with just a guitar and a stool we [...]
  • Jen in the Big Apple
    Since her wetheaded outing on Friday, Jen has pretty much flown under the radar. We knew nothing of her whereabouts - until she surfaced in New York City on Tuesday night! Jen was snapped leaving [...]
  • What I wouldn't give...
    ....to be in Florida next week! KOOL 105.5 FM Radio in LForida has just announced the 2nd Annual Sheila Witkin Memorial Reunion Concert will be held on August 29 and 30, at Club Cinema in Pampano [...]
  • How big a fan are you?
    I was parusing the internets today, looking for new Depp News - but it seems to be in short supply. Instead, I give you some completely gratuitous pictures, and one very awesome youtube video that [...]
  • OMG she SMILES!
    I KNOW, right? I wouldn't have believed it either, but here's picture evidence that Samantha Ronson does, indeed, know how to smile! It was another day of shopping yesterday, as is the norm for [...]

Hot Off The Press

  • Hip-Hop's All Out for McKinney/Clemente
    Is the Green Party running the first ever Hip-Hop ticket? The McKinney Clemente Presidential Campaign continues to garner endorsements of many leaders in the hip-hop community. If you haven't [...]
  • Microsoft Live Labs Introduces Photosynth, a Breakthrough Visual Medium
    Share more than photos; share an experience. First there was the snapshot, and then came video. Now there is Microsoft Photosynth, a new service from Microsoft Live Labs that goes far beyond how [...]
  • Carlos Boozer - what is it that he does?
    Why, how could you ask such a question?   Carlos is part of our US basketball team that is under a very watchful eye after their disaster in the Olympics four years ago when the US took a [...]
  • School daze...
    This morning, I got the call. Part of me knew it was coming, but I thought I'd have another year or so before I was faced with the decision, the question, the promises and pleadings. But no. [...]
  • Tom Cruise Flies to New York to be with Katie
    Tom Cruise recently decided he'd spent enough time without his lovely daughter, Suri and wife, Katie Holmes and quickly jetted off to New York. In an attempt to sneak in past the paparazzi he [...]
  • FDA: OK to zap spinach, lettuce with radiation
    New rule aimed at blasting off E. coli and other dangerous germs The government will allow food producers to start zapping fresh spinach and iceberg lettuce with just enough radiation to kill E. [...]
  • Breaking News...Gail Kim Heading to WWE??
    -Tonight is the last night for Gail Kim working for TNA. Gail is scheduled to wrestling against Awesome Kong in a Street Fight on tonight's iMPACT. Gail,s contract is soon to expire with TNA, [...]
  • Updated Results and a New Poll
    Well, as it seems, we've had some visitors here.  And, with that, our Poll Results have changed a little.  You can see them for yourself but I thought it interesting that Money and [...]
  • Funerals
    Last night we went to the calling hours for my son's friend. I have never seen anything like it. We waited in a line that wrapped around to the back of the funeral home, for an hour and a half. [...]
  • Samoa
    I'm dreaming of the Pacific Islands today. All my Pacific Islander friends have enjoyed such robust health, and this week I'm so fragile that it was inevitable. What's interesting is that [...]